Nutjobbery....

I have come up with a brilliant plan for my future it is as follows:

I will scour the country (that country being Australia because it pwnz every other) for an eccentric billionaire interested in human behaviour and employ him (or her) as a sponsor and together we will build a tiny little apartment and they shall provide me with electricity, food, internet and on occasion, company and i will not leave that apartment for 42 years (cause 42 is the best number ever).

Why? Cause it'll allow me to escape from reality and, more importantly society whilst still giving me acceptable living conditions.

If i cant find a billionaire eccentric enough I'll simply commit myself to an insane asylum.

.... Cause that's a sensible back-up plan...

Perversion...

Being the hot-blooded male that i am, i often (though this may just be me...) am accused of being a pervert but when i try and remedy this i am accused of being an asshole because i don't pay any attention to members of the opposite gender.

So which is it? Pervert or asshole?

Being an asshole is very entertaining, but on the other hand i don't seem to have as many friends that way....

Is it wrong to seek sex, it is what our purpose in life seems to be.

I suppose theres a time and a place for everything...

Potential...

Reading (because I'm neither illiterate nor dyslexic) a book of cloning ("Perfect Copy" if you're interested) i discovered that some people believe it is wrong to clone or use stem cells because they have "potential personhood".
This confused me because all sperm and unfertile eggs have human potential but people have no problem with having vasectomies or masturbation.

indeed if killing something with human potential is considered wrong then a good 98% of 14 year old boys are genocidal maniacs, also ever woman who hasn't attempted to stop her period assists in double homicide.

Then there is also the problem with machinery, will it one day have an artificial intelligence? does that count as a "person"? is dismantling a toaster now wrong because it, with the right upgrades, could become human?

There's some food for thought.

Introducing....

This is my first post and like all first posts i plan on introducing myself and this blog and what it's meant to do etc etc etc.

My name (as far as you know) is Zippy Waffle-Brain and i like to question peoples opinions on things ranging from genocide to TV to world politics and because of that interest that is also the purpose of this blog.