Nutjobbery....

I have come up with a brilliant plan for my future it is as follows:

I will scour the country (that country being Australia because it pwnz every other) for an eccentric billionaire interested in human behaviour and employ him (or her) as a sponsor and together we will build a tiny little apartment and they shall provide me with electricity, food, internet and on occasion, company and i will not leave that apartment for 42 years (cause 42 is the best number ever).

Why? Cause it'll allow me to escape from reality and, more importantly society whilst still giving me acceptable living conditions.

If i cant find a billionaire eccentric enough I'll simply commit myself to an insane asylum.

.... Cause that's a sensible back-up plan...