Appetizers....

I recently got quite hungry, as one does when one is bereft of food
for some time, and decided to check the cupboard for ingredients i
could use to cook.

This was the start of a very bad dining experience.

Seeing as we had no ingredients for recipes i know (a very small
list), I decided to try and "Invent" a recipe for future
consumption. The recipe had to be easy, for i am lazy, and it had to
use whatever i could find that i liked eating.

I came up with this:

Zippy's Egg & Tomato Gumbo

Ingredients

- butter for saucepan
- 2 eggs, beaten
- 250g can of diced tomatoes
- salt & pepper
- handful of cheese

Directions

1) In a small saucpan put enough butter to cover the bottom, when this
has melted put in the 2 beated eggs.
2) When the eggs hhave just started to solidify (shouldnt take very
long at all) insert can of tomato and mix thoroughly.
3) As the concoction started to bubble furiosly, chant your favourite
witch/voodoo ritual.
4) Once your vocal ritual is complete add a handful of cheese, mix and
wait for it all to resemble a red pile of loose excrement.
5) Add salt and pepper to tase and pour mixture into a bowl.
6) Enjoy, if you happen to throw up, dont worry the vomit will actually
taste better the second time round.

Only cook this recipe id you hate yourself and want to try a
creative suicide.